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Horror Flick of the Week: The Final Girls (2015)

Posted in Media, Movies and shows, Trailers, Videos and Clips with tags , , , , , , , , on October 10, 2017 by ranranami

I have a confession. I’m a movie snob. I’ve got a strict ‘no insult/putdown’ rule on this blog for movies, because no matter how bad the picture, a film always has a lot of work put into it, and there’s going to be an audience for just about everything. Still, I am a movie snob. It’s tough for me to put on a lot of new things, because I have this desperate fear I’ll waste ten or more minutes of my life on a film I may hate. Even after hearing rave reviews about this one, listening to an interview with the director, and adoring the description…the poster had me convinced I just wouldn’t like it…

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This movie, my friends, is why I have to remind myself NOT to judge anything by its cover. I loved it. Every shot, every second, every line. As a not-so-subtle tribute to everything camp slasher (literal summer camp slasher), and a clear nod to the Friday the 13th series, it was perfect. Do yourself a favor this week, and if not now, then definitely on this Friday the 13th…watch some F13…and then pop in The Final Girls. You will love it.

On another note, best striptease scene ever. EVER. Yes, my friends, even Dusk Till Dawn.

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Drive-in Trailers: Heavy Metal Horror

Posted in Media, Movies and shows, Trailers, Videos and Clips with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on October 5, 2017 by ranranami

 

 

 

 

 

Warm up the projector, it’s time yet again (and at long last) for some movie trailers! You thought I’d run out? Hah! This week, I’d like to feature a nice little niche subgenre, ‘heavy metal horror’. ‘Rocksploitation’. Or, ‘Pardon Me, But Your Guitar is in My Neck.’

A lot of these films may be somewhat difficult to watch, but they’ve also all got something in common worth noting: awesome soundtracks. If any of you gets the chance to snatch up a copy of the Rocktober Blood album, do it! Unfortunately, the epitome of all 80s Metal Horror movies, Rock N Roll Nightmare, did not have a trailer available…so, in lieu of that, Thor’s ‘erotic final battle’ sequence is here instead. Not a trailer, but–well, I mean, that’s the only part anybody wants to watch anyway. Remember kids, stay in school, don’t do drugs, don’t worship Satan, and under no circumstances ever pick up a Twisted Sister album!

Horror Flick of the Week: Christmas Evil (1980)

Posted in Media, Movies and shows, Trailers, Videos and Clips with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , on December 7, 2016 by ranranami

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Tis the season, isn’t it? No, I’m not generically recommending this movie because it’s horror and Christmas related. I actually finally got around to watching it because someone else couldn’t stop talking about the damned thing. Honestly, I expected a slasher. That’s all. A slasher with a guy in a Christmas suit…I didn’t expect to actually care about the guy in a way, or to actually find a real moral behind most of the story. I certainly didn’t mean to find out the true meaning of Christmas.

But…I did, I did, and I definitely did.

 

If you’ve done Black Christmas (the original and the remake) to death, don’t find Gremlins has enough bite to it anymore, and could very well strangle the next teeny-bopper with a Jack Skellington wrist bracelet, then maybe check out Christmas Evil this year.

In a way, Krampus almost tried to communicate a little of what I got from Christmas Evil, but they were too caught up in the flash, the spectacle, etc. This one had a great balance. I couldn’t help but think as I watched it that ‘yeah, if a guy really did decide to become Santa Clause, this is probably how he’d do it.’

Podcast, Episode 14 – Friday the 13th pt. 1 (also, Happy Halloween)

Posted in Media, Movies and shows, podcast with tags , , , , , , , , , , on October 31, 2015 by ranranami

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We’ve made it guys! 31 straight days of posts, ranging from films to fun, books to bogeys, and everything in-between. Since you’ve been such fantastic followers, I think it’s about time I host another episode of the Hallowholics Anonymous podcast! This episode will be all about the first 7 films of Friday the 13th, hosted with none other than Jazlaan himself. So sit back, enjoy, hide the machete from your neighbor…and have a happy Halloween!

Link: Episode 14

Drive-in Trailers: Road Tripping

Posted in Media, Movies and shows, Trailers, Videos and Clips with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 21, 2015 by ranranami

It’s been ages since we’ve had a drive-in trailer entry, so here goes. Next week (Halloween),
I’ll be road-tripping with a couple of friends to a convention in Galveston. In honor of said trip,
let’s explore the horrific events that might occur, if we take a detour, pick up a hitch-hiker, or decide to make a pit stop…

Note: The Manos one is a fan-made trailer…but it’s so perfect…I had to include it.

Horror Flick of the Week: Sleepaway Camp (1983)

Posted in Media, Movies and shows, Trailers, Videos and Clips with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on October 1, 2015 by ranranami

Hey gang, looks like yet another year of Cryptkeeping madness for me. So I decided I’d start it off with tossing out a nice little classic slasher suggestion. If you haven’t seen it and don’t know how it ends, for the love of god DON’T look it up. You’ll ruin the fun. Even if you do know, though, give the movie a watch anyway.

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The acting is odd. It’s a combination between decent actors on one side and god-awful Troma-level actors on the other. Somehow it comes together well enough to be an entertaining little romp best coupled with Friday the 13th. Now don’t get me wrong…it’s nowhere near as good as F13, so you might want to watch it first. You might also want to avoid sending any kids you might have now or some day off to summer camp too…

80s Horror Posters

Posted in Media, Movies and shows with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on March 25, 2015 by ranranami

Today I decided to share some pretty graphics, and what better decade for interesting horror posters and movie covers than the golden age of camp? The 80s!

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